Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Wednesday is "Revelations" Day.

  1. The act of revealing or disclosing. 
  2. Something revealed, especially a dramatic disclosure of something not previously known or realized. 
This post should alternatively be titled, "What I Have Learned about Myself during Finals."

I realize that this may come as a shock to some of you. But not everything is all sunshine and daisies and national football championships around here all the time. I don't always have it together. And on occasion, I may have been known to lose my shit or be a little quirky. I know. I know. You're stunned. I can just picture the jaws on the floor and hear the gasps of shock and indignation now.

(If you missed out on the dripping sarcasm in that paragraph, then I pity you.)

(Except the part about national football championships, because I NEVER kid about those.)

So here's what I've learned...
  1. I have a witching hour. At about 5:30pm, I start to get hungry. By 6, I'm HONGRY. If I don't eat by 7ish, I basically turn into the Hulk.  
  2. In the mornings, I have a routine when I get to school. I need thirty minutes of listening to Christmas music (don't judge. It's my happy place.) and reading the morning news including, but not limited to: the national news, blogs, celeb news, The Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.  Once, I do this, I can get down to bid-ness.
    (See also: If you act like you don't do this on a normal day, you are lying through your teeth.)
    (OKAAAAAAAY. You might not listen to Christmas music. MIGHT.)
  3. I am a busy bee in the mornings. I seriously have the ability to conquer Russia during that time people. I also am a busy bee from 8pm to midnight. In the afternoons, I have to work on the "less hard" areas of the law because that's all my brain can handle. 
  4. I also listen to oldies to get me in the zone when I study in the afternoons. And while on this note, I should mention that I have been note to rock out in the middle of the library during this time.
  5. I'm pretty sure, I'm about to spontaneously combust into tears about 1/4 of every day. Usually right before lunch. 
  6. I have worn the same outfits to all of my finals. This semester should be interesting because I have lost 46 pounds so some of the clothes don't exactly fit.
    (To answer your question, Yes, I am superstitious. It's the former softball player in me.)
  7. I have to get exercise in during this time. I'm a cranky person if I don't. I also have to stick to a rigid sleeping schedule to avoid crankiness. The Olympics this go-round have about done me in.
  8.  I also prefer to sit in the same area every day. 
  9. I shower every 3 days. I know that's disgusting, but it's true. 
  10. If you're not dying or have a serious medical condition, I have a hard time sympathizing with your problems. 

In short, I am a HOT. MESS.

I just thought y'all might want to know.

Happy Wednesday.



Susannah said...

Haha, I'm cracking up at some if your revelations!! And I get the superstitious outfits too!

Jessika said...

best. post. ever.

JMS said...

Love it! My BFF in highschool listened to the Home Alone soundtrack every single morning while getting ready. You are not alone on the Xmas music. It also made her Happy- like singing into the hairbrush every single morning happy!

LWLH said...

My laziness sometimes keeps me from showering. Gross but true. This weekend Big Man is going so I figured the hell with it. I'll shower tomorrow.

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