Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Wednesday is "Famine Underwear" Day.

Famine Underwear: The garments you wear during a shortage of underwear, when you haven't done laundry in several weeks or months. Usually characterized by lack of elasticity, holes, and typically are at least 5 - 10 years old. In some cases soccer shorts, underwear of unknown origin, thongs, bathing suit bottoms, or 'granny panties' can be considered famine underwear, but do not necessarily meet the above criteria.

Yes, you read this definition correctly.

I know it's tacky, but it's an issue that needs to be addressed.

And plus, it's been a little Debbie Downer in the ole' bloggy world. So I thought I'd post about something that's inappropriate and a whole lotta funny at the same time.

My French bulldog, Paisley is a panty stealer.

Thankfully, she doesn't steal the good panties, but y'all it has come to my attention that as of yesterday, I no longer have any skivies. (Skivies are what I call famine underwear. Mine aren't as dramatic as the ones mentioned above, but they serve a purpose.)

I thought she was just hiding them because I've found a couple of pairs she's stolen and washed them and went about my business. Ha!

I was seriously, wrong.

That dog has chewed up those underwear. Now, my mother is I'm sure completely okay with this because she's always griped about me having them.

But the point is that I'm out.

I'm sure my mother is pleased and is probably feeding her little grand-dog treats on the side for this, but these underwear served a purpose ya know!!!

Oh well, I guess. Time for some new undies I suppose.


Kelsey Claire @Lavender, Leopard, and Lace said...

I know the problem. Gus is the stealer in my house and he chews through them! I have no nice panties. I just buy the 1.99 pairs from Ross, because they won't last long!

brown eyed girl said...

Hahaha I love it! I throw away undies every year and replenish my stock, but I rarely deviate from my favorite 7!

Brittany Ann said...

Marvin used to do the same thing! Funnily enough, I just had to go buy a fresh few pairs this weekend! All my undies were beginning to look a little famine-esque!

Gina said...

My pups I've owned used to do that too. I miss them, but not their antics!

Jamie Lee said...

you are HI-larious.

Lil' Woman said...

Mia used to do that but she has since stopped, thank god

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