Thursday, April 8, 2010

The Return of "Competitve Sam"

Note: This is "Competitive Sam" speaking. Beware.

Dear baby brother,

I know you say you don't care about beating me in finishing the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series.

But I know you do.

Because while you are like our sister, Jessi, in many many ways, there is one way in which you are just like me.

To sum it up quickly and frankly....

You HATE to lose.

Yeah, Jessi and Loren hate it too, but you and I take it personally.

No matter how big or small the competition, we are "in it to win it" as they say.

If we're going down, we put up one hell of a fight on the way there.

I have a couple of theories as to why we're wired this way.

Of course, there's that whole part about you being a boy.

And my nickname is a boy's name. Doesn't make me a guy, just makes me a girl that makes guys bring their A-game to a whole new level.

We both play/played baseball/softball.

And we already go head to head in the biggest rivalry of all. You like the Bo' Sox and I like the Yanks. So we've got experience in this field. And I know just how bad it chapped your thighs when the Yankees won the World Series last fall.

It's not my fault, you picked a sucky team.

I did try to tell you, but I hear ya gotta let kids make their mistakes.

But the biggest theory of all, is that you hate to lose to a girl! And the reason, I know this is that your favorite movie and scene of all time is this one.

So little sweet baby brother of mine, you have a choice. You can put yourself in the Hambino's shoes and play some serious ball.

Are you gonna step up to the plate and give it your best shot at beating me in reading the Percy Jackson series?

Or are you gonna play ball like a GIRL????????

Bring your A-Game little brother.

You'd be a fool not to.

Kiss and a hug pee drinking crap face,


1 comment:

The Bosnian Kat said...

My favorite line: Kiss and a hug pee drinking crap face,

Classy. I love it. :-)

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