Thursday, January 7, 2010

The SADDEST thing in the world is happening tonight.

Disclaimer: Competitive Samantha wrote this post.

This post is about football. If you don't like football, I'm sorry. I personally think you're missing out in the game of life, but to each her own, I suppose.

I come from a very competitive family.

It is not normal how competitive we are.

Seriously, if I were to play a game against you. You're the sworn enemy until the game is over.

Of course, before I was born my dad made a wise decision to root for the Sooners and thus I'm Sooner-born, Sooner-bred and when I die I'll be Sooner-dead.

I am so competitivethat I'm superstitious during football season.

Examples:
  1. I make sure my immediate family is awake during the entire game otherwise we lose.
  2. I have gameday undies. I purchase these before the season starts.
  3. I have a game-day t-shirt.
  4. And this year, I've decided it's a bad idea to blog too much about my team's history during football season, otherwise, we lose.
I know this sounds ridiculous to the girls who don't like football which I'm still stuck on...I just don't get it. (They probably like to watch soccer too.)

WOW, that was very Republican of me.

Now that that's out of my system, I'll continue.

Long story short, I'm competitive.

I know I've said that in about 300 words so far, but I have a point I promise.

Tonight is the BCS National Championship aka "The Last Day of College Football Season".

And it is downright sad, in my little competitive world.

I get so sad because all there is to watch is basketball. People running up and down the court is not the same as very muscled men in TIGHT football pants beating the crap out of each other. It's just not.

So, I thought I'd talk about my desires for the outcome of tonight's game.

It is Big XII versus the SEC.

And outside of the Sooners, these two teams are apparently the team that everyone loves to hate in their own conferences respectively.

Here's why.

TEXAS
  1. As I am writing this very sentence, Texas SUCKS.
  2. Mack. Brown. Need I say more?
  3. There are some schools...cough Nebraska cough...that think they got cheated out of a conference championship. I don't. But I also am not a fan of Bo Pellini either and that's another story for another day.
  4. This year when Texas has gone against a decent defense they can't hack it. See the OU and Nebraska games of this season for reference on this point.
  5. Texas sucks. Seriously, this is an not exaggeration because I'm a Sooner fan. Their fans are rude and they would not give their arm if it meant it was going to save a Sooner's life. Of course the feeling is mutual.

ALABAMA
  1. Apparently SEC fans do not like Nick Saban. I hear they think he's shady because he skips around to various teams because he can.
  2. Alabama won the SEC Championship and poor beloved Tebow and the Florida Gators and the Sports Media absolutely hate that.
  3. Mark Ingram beat Tim Tebow for the Heisman.
  4. It still really gripes them that Nick Saban does what he does.
  5. Alabama and all SEC fans for that matter think their shit doesn't stink to put it frankly. Random fact number 26 about me: I am not a fan of people who think they are holier than thou. I'm sorry if you're an SEC fan, really I am sorry for you.
Now here's what each team has going against them in tonight's game.

TEXAS
  1. Texas can't hack it against a decent defense. I think I hear an echo in the room.
  2. Colt McCoy is not a consistently good quarterback. Otherwise, he'd have won the Heisman.
  3. Mark Ingram is a powerhouse.
ALABAMA

  1. Mark Ingram won the Heisman. Say what you want. But the curse is real.
  2. If Texas shows up, it might throw them off their game.
  3. Alabama is the heavy favorite.
So with all that said, who I am rooting for tonight?????

I have very mixed feelings about the situation as you can see.

The Answer: I'm rooting for the Big XII.

Technically I'm not rooting for Texas. And you will never hear me say the words "Hook 'Em Horns." I'm all about breaking them. I am remaining a Sooner and I'm rooting for my conference at the same time.

At the end of the day, I'd like the Big XII to kick the SEC off their high horse or in this case high elephant. I'm sick of Tebow and everyone related to him. I know he's not playing tonight, but I guarantee you he'll be mentioned. It makes me want to vomit.

I know Texas wouldn't do the same for an Oklahoma fan, but I like to think that Sooner fans have a little thing called class.


Happy Thursday and I hear the Olympics happen next month. Those are always nice to watch.

5 comments:

kisatrtle said...

OMG I am laughing my ass off because I agree with every stinking word you said!

Tebow can bite me. Go Texas even though your Texas

Brittany Ann said...

I feel it's best not to say anything on this post.

Other than I love you, DESPITE the fact that you hate me and my SEC lovin' ways!

Gina said...

I don't watch football. But your quote about that was very Republican of you...best blog line EVER. :)

brown eyed girl said...

My husband will root for UT because he has family there and cousins who graduated UT.

I hold my horns downward.

Kristin said...

Since I know Brittany Ann is a fellow Gator and considering what she said in her comment...I'm guessing that you're not a Gator lover? Ah ha ha

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