Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Wednesday is "Armpit Hair" Day

According the always amusing, Urban Dictionary, armpit hair can be defined as: something big German ladies have.

Well call me a big German lady cause girls I have it.

I know this isn't something that you readily admit to the internet, but I do. I promise though, it isn't my fault. Allow me if you will.

Last Thanksgiving, we went to Las Vegas to see my grandparents. Yes my grandparents live in Las Vegas. My grandpa was stationed at Nellis Air Force Base before he retired. Yay Military Personnel!

Moving on...

We went down to the New Las Vegas Strip on Thanksgiving night. I may or may not have had my first cigar or two or ten. It was a good time had by all. We all had some great drinks that night and I had a little more than I should. And at some point all of that liquid has to go somewhere. So we made a trip to the bathroom.

Long story short, when I came out of the bathroom, I shot the Mary Katherine Gallagher "Superstar" pose.

Yeah it wasn't one of my finer moments because I couldn't hold the pose.

I fell over on my hip.

And it hurt.

Now I told you that story to tell you this one.

Yesterday I wore a black cotton dress to work. It is sleeveless and I knew I would have to shave the ole pitts. Well I forgot to do it in the shower, so I would up having to do the ever dreaded dry shave right before I ran out the door. When this happens, I usually have some slight irritation from dry shaving, but it didn't even irritate me when I shaved. I should have known that something was up. After all if you read my post from yesterday you would know that it was going to be one of those mornings. (BTW it turned into a day when I left my homework at the office yesterday. was THAT good.)

Well girls this afternoon I figured out why I didn't itch. It's because the razor didn't work!!
I swear to you if anyone has seen them, they probably do think I am some crazy European.

I mean going with a little stubble on your legs is one thing. I am sure we've all done that at some point.

BUT ARMPIT HAIR!! If there is a hole that will swallow me up from embarrassment, it won't open up soon enough.

And I am so sure that this has everything to do with my SuperSTAR incident from Vegas at Thanksgiving. They say that what goes around comes around, well sometimes it comes later than you expect and usually when you don't want it to either.

Apparently it has to happen when your pits are exposed because you're wearing your summer clothes.

That dang Mary Katherine Gallagher.

Happy Wednesday!

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Hi y'all! The name's Samantha. You can call me Sam if you like. I am a lover to a boy I met at Falls Creek in the summer of 2005, that is a student of Jesus, a Sooner born and Sooner bred and when I die I'll be Sooner dead, Democrat by party, blonde to the core, and oldies but goodies kind of girl.
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