Sunday, May 24, 2009

Sunday Night Sass...

Tonight on our way home from dinner, my dad told us that he broke the sewer cap out on my Grannie's property. The twins wanted to know what a sewer cap was.

Brandon said, "If there is a problem with the plumbing not draining properly, then the sewer cap is lifted and it is where the plumber can put a snake down the drain to fix the stopped up pipe."

"Yeah," I said, "and they also check for plumber's crack too!"

Okay I know it wasn't funny. But five minutes later I was still giggling about it.

My family basically gave me the eye roll, "Samantha that's so stupid" number. My littlest sister, Loren said, "Sam that doesn't even make sense."

I know. It just seemed funny.

But she was serious. We then spent the next five minutes explaining to her that the pipe and the plumber's crack had nothing to do with each other. I was only trying to be funny.

My brother, exasperated said, "Loren you're such a blonde!"

She started crying. It's this thing all tweeny boppers do apparently.

"Why does everyone make fun of me for being blonde? It gets so old!" she said...mind you she thinks her world is ending at this point. Supposedly she acts like I do, but I'm not sure about this.

Trying to console her, I said, "Loren people used to make fun of me all the time for being a dumb blonde. It's nothing to cry about, I promise. There is nothing wrong with being blonde."

And my brother without missing a beat said, "Yeah, she likes it so much, she still gets it hi-lited regularly!"

I almost fell into the floor. Thanks brother.

1 comment:

Brittany Ann said...

gotta love family!

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