Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Wednesday is "Slicker than Snot"Day

For those not in the area, Oklahoma is covered in ice.

We stayed at the parentals last night because we had no electricity. However electricity has been restored at my house and so we've returned.

My brother and sister haven't been to school in 2 days and won't be going tomorrow either. I myself haven't had to work for the past two days because the roads are so bad.

The roads are awful and so are the drivers. I really would love to know how half of these people passed their driver's test.

Sorry for the short post, but I'm just not into it today as it is slicker than snot outside. I've almost busted it about umpteen times today alone.

And I am pretty sure I only went out once.

So here's the education for the day.

Every so often the weather allows a person to use certain phrases.

My two favorite just happen to ironically be about winter weather.

"It's slicker than snot on a door knob."

AND

"It's colder than a witch's titty in a brass bra in the middle of winter in Alaska."

Today is a situation for both statements to be used.

And if you need these statements explained, then we need to have a serious sit-down chat.

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