Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Wednesday is Prison Day

Since I work in the court system, I thought I would post a little education about prison. All of these definitions come from http://www.urbandictionary.com/ .

Prison

  • ....a great place for peadophiles and child molesters
    *Word is....that at your first day in the lockdown, you have to kick someones butt. Otherwise you become someones ho. *
  • ...a place of pennance for criminals. The tales of what go on there are more than jokes, they are real.
    *7% of prison inmates in the USA claimed to have been raped at least once. 4% Become somebody's ho-ho. *
  • ...a great way of dealing with Pedophiles, R. kelly, and all NAMBLA members.
    *In prison, it is considered to be of great honor to kill a child molester.*

Synonyms include, but are not limited to: the slammer, the big house, the pokey, the clink, the pen, the can, the crowbar hotel, behind bars, the lockdown, in the joint, etc.

Thank you. I do what I can.

1 comment:

emmy said...

Whoa whoa whoa! Calm down! The following things you mentioned in your comment don't count as "touristy": Broadway, Yankees, Central Park.

I'm just saying, I don't think I'll feel the need to go to the top of the Empire State Building again, or take a picture in Times Square. When you come, that's just a little different - I'll be the seasoned New Yorker showing her tourist friend around. ;)

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