Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Wednesday is Jessica vs. Britney Day

Oh yes, this post is exactly what you think you it is.

There are some who are in the Britney camp. And others like my esteemed self who choose Jessica. I like both, however Jessica definitely does things a LOT classier. And so I've decided that our education today shall revolve around the two.

My allegiance to Jessica Simpson has been in effect since she came into the celebrity world. Here are some reasons, why.

Jessica Simpson has been married once and divorced once. She has never been to rehab and has never had any serious drug addictions that have affected her capabilities to take care of other people i.e. kids.

Britney Spears has been married twice , divorced once and annulled once. The annullment occurred within 55 hours of the marriage due to the fact that Britney "lacked understanding of her actions to the extent that she was incapable of agreeing to marriage because before entering into the marriage the Plaintiff and Defendant did not know each others' likes and dislikes, each others' desires to have or not have children, and each other's desires as to State of residency." However, I find that completely ridiculous because she married one of her childhood friends. She has been to rehab several times and has been forcefully removed from her home while the children were under her care. Condescending and judgemental as my opinions are, Britney should be serving some serious time for her actions. Not to mention the fact that her parental rights should be terminated.

And yet somehow Britney manages to stay relevant with all of her ridiculousness. Jessica is fading out in the music industry. And while I'll probably be one of the shameless few who buy her album, her career days are numbered. Sad but true.

But the real reason that I pick Jessica over Britney is something really shady. In fact it has nothing to do with Britney's arrest record or her loser boyfriends that she continues to choose.

Nope I like Jessica better because of her hair. Bottom line Jessica Simpson will always have better hair than Britney.

And that's your education for today.


emmy said...

Well, you are certainly entitled to your opinion. However, I would like to direct your attention to the following facts and figures.

Britney Spears has had 7 worldwide #1 hits. She has also received 7 Grammy nominations, with one win in 2005 for "Toxic." Since 1999, she has been the recipient of 160 worldwide awards, with 107 of those directly awarded for her music.

Jessica Simpson has had 0 worldwide #1 hits. She has received 0 Grammy nominations, with 0 wins. She did win 3 Teen Choice awards in 2004, though none of them were for her music. In 2006, she won a People's Choice Award for Favorite Song from a Movie for the cover she did of a Nancy Sinatra song.

Since I don't pretend to know either one as people, and choose not to be judgmental about the character of someone I've never met, I can only make my assessment based on who is better at their job, being a musician and entertainer. I'll let the facts speak for themselves.

Thank you.

emmy said...

P.S. Jessica auditioned for the Mickey Mouse Club, but didn't make the cut. Gosh, at least she has pretty hair. ;)

Katherine said...

I'm going to have to go with Britney as well. Instead of detailing my reasons in an organized fashion like Em, Ijust like her music better. As digitally enhanced as it is, I love singing and dancing along. Now, for a short while I liked "Public Affair" and "nothing but a t-shirt on" but in the end I have countless more b-spears hits on the pod.

You make good points though.

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